"Let's start with today's weather forecast!"
"We're expecting strong winds throughout the day."
"Umm, then...."

"There will be a giant koi fish at the northern horizon..."
"presumably with blood pouring out of its mouth!"

"Uhh... also, we're expecting occasional pistachio rains."
"Giant koi fish puking blood! Occasional pistachio...! This has been today's weather report!!"

"Moving on to this week's charts..."
"First, we have the up-and-coming high school girl band "Mosasa Dogs"...! Today, as our special guest..."

"Need a lift?"