年越しの瞬間に射精する人どれくらい居るんだろう
I wonder how many people ejaculate at the precise moment a new year arrives
女児になったらやりたいことスーパーでかかとのローラーでシャーするやつ
Things I want to do when I become a loli: That heel roller thing
iPadに射精すると誤動作してアプリが切り替わったりするほどです
When you jizz on the iPad, sometimes it goes crazy and switches apps
自慰したあと手洗わずに抵めて済ませるのやめたい
I wish I could stop just licking my fingers instead of actually washing my hands after masturbating
仮想現実で幼女アバターに入ったおじさん同士がイチャイチャする未来まだかな...
Are we at the future where middle aged man can pretend to be little girls in VR and cuddle each other yet
女児ぱんつ穿いて講義受けたりしてた
I used to attend class wearing little girl underwear
コスプレ女装オナニー動画FC2に上げるの夢だったな...
It was my dream to post a cross dressing masturbation video on FC2...
美少女同人誌作家になった私が屈強なスケブおじさんにファックされる妄想で抜いてた
I've been tossing myself off with a fantasy in which I'm a bishoujo doujinshi artist and fucked by a sturdy middle-aged man with a sketchbook
美少女同人作家になってスケブおじさんとエッチする夢しかなかった
All I dreamed about was that I'd turned into a bishoujo doujin artist and had sex with a middle-aged man with a sketchbook
*middle-aged man with a sketchbook (スケブおじさん, sukebu ojisan): a middle-aged man who brings a sketchbook for autograph hunting and stops a line of people ignoring the artist's prior refusal or having bad manners in a doujinshi convention.
成人女性の裸見ると吐いちゃう
I puke when I see naked adult women
大学ー年の時に共同制作したチームが私以外全員キラキラした女の子たちだったので姫サーのオタ状態だったの思い出した
I remembered that I was in a situation where I was the sole otaku in a circle of girls because my team which produced a work jointly consisted all of sparkling girls except me when I was in my first year at university
EVERYTHING BELOW NEEDS A PROPER TRANSLATION
カワイイ絵描く人はだいたい性的倒錯者
Cute artists are usually perverts
*そのうち射精します 射精しないでください 射精しないで＞＜
I'm going to ejaculate... Please, don't ejaculate... Don't ejaculate ><