"Watch out for cars, okay?"
"Yeeeees."
What cars?
"...Didn't she look like Ms. Mogawa?"
"It's a bad idea, Ma'am, you're not cut out to be in the force."
Aughh... I'm on duty,
but Imma drink
"..."
"Not exactly who'd you call to enact social justice."
"Teachers are civil servants too, though."
"Anyway, theory two..."
"Some kind of natural phenomenon."
"Is that even possible?"
"Crystals often form geometrical patterns like them..."
Granted, those are small...
"And you can read in books about a regular rock structure called columnar jointing."
"Mmh... Ah, I got one."
"Theory three! Aliens made them!"
"Why?"
"Dunno..."
"Crazy alien carvers made them."
"Start mixing theories, and you'll end up an incoherent mess."