"Rights for octopuses!"
Octopuses aren't food!
"Octopuses are our friends!"
"...Are you eating takoyaki?"
Octopuses aren't food!
"...It's taiyaki."
"Good."
"I'm collecting signatures demanding rights for octopuses..."
Would you kindly?
"..."
"How many have you gathered?"
"You included, five."
"Talk about few."
"Thank you very much."
"That girl... I've seen her at school before."
"Hmm. Your friend?"
"No..."
"...Are we... friends?"
"What makes you think we are?"
"Of course not... I'm sorry, that was a silly question..."
"No... I'm genuinely asking."
"..."